Latest Funny SMS In Hindi For Girlfriend/Wife 2016

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Funny SMS for Girlfriend

Pyaar Vyaar To Ek Bahana Hai, Dil
Mile Na Mile Lips Ko Milana Hai, Ye
Style Hai Sab Ashiqon Ka, Kya
Kahe Doston Ye Dilip Kumar Ka Nahi
Emraan Hashmi Ka Zamana Hai!

Aaj Main Beemar Hu Jism Toot Raha
Hai, Aur Hatho Se Takat Nikalti
Jaa Rahi Hai, Kuch Samaj Nahi
Aa Raha Kya Karu Chal Ab
Natak Chhor Aur Jaldi Se Sms Kar.

Sitam Dhane Ki Hadh Hoti Hai,
Pass Na Aane Ki Bhi Hadh
Hoti Hai, Ruth Jane Ki
Bhi Hadh Hoti Hai,
Ek Sms Kar De Jalim Paise
Bachane Ki Bhi Hadh Hoti Hai.

Ye Jo Tumhara Palat Palat
Ke Dekhna, Fir Achanak
Se Nazre Ghuma Lena, Bhi
Hit And Run Ka Case Hai.!

Na Need Aaye Raaton Ko, Na Chaen
Aaye Din Bhar, Khuda Se Puchha
Maine, Kya Ye Pyar Ka Bukhaar Hai?
Khuda Ne Jawaab Diya, Arre Nahi
Garmi Mei Sabka Hi Aesa Haal Hai.

Itni Siddhat Se Maine Sone Ki Kosish
Ki Hai, Ki Her Family Member Ne Muje
Jagane Ki Sajish Ki Hai, Kehte Hain
Jab Koi Itni Siddhat Se Sota Hai, To
Sari Family Use Jagane Me Jut Jati Hai.

Kisi Ka Hath Tham Ke Chodna
Nahi, Wada Kisi Se Kar Ke
Todna Nahi, Koi Agar
Tod De Dil Apka, To Bina
Hath Pair Tode Chodna Nahi.

Sitam Dhane Ki Hadh Hoti Hai,
Pass Na Aane Ki Bhi
Hadh Hoti Hai, Ruth Jane
Ki Bhi Hadh Hoti Hai,
Ek Sms Kar De Jalim Paise
Bachane Ki Bhi Hadh Hoti Hai.

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Kahi Andhera Kahi Sham Hogi, Meri
Har Khushi Tumhare Nam Hogi, Ek
Bar Kuch Mang Ke To Dekho, Bjli,
Pani, Telefon Ka Bill Or Karz Me
Dubi Har Proprty Tumhare Nam Hogi!

Sorry..! Kuch Din Se Msg Nahi
Kar Saka, Jail Me Tha, Murder
Case Me, Maine Ek Ladki
Ko Dekh Kar Smile Kar Diya.
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Khushi Se Hi Mar Gayi Pagali.?

Tum Itrate Bahut Ho, Dil Ko
Lubhate Bahut Ho, Dil Karta
Hai Tumhe Aaj Dinner Par Bulau,
Lekin Dar Lagata Hai Yah
Sochkar Ki Tum Khate Bahut Ho.

Jab Aap Mujhse Ruth Jayenge, Jab
Aap Mujhse Khafa Ho Jayenge,
Jab Aap Mujhe Bhul Jayenge, To
Gaal Pe Aisa Thappad Padega
Ke Bus Hum Hi Hum Nazar Ayenge.

Dill Ki Baat Dill Me Maat Rakhana,
Jo Pasand Ho Use I Love You
Kahana, Agar Wo Gusse Me Aa Jaye
To Darana Maat, Rakhi Nikalana Aur
Kahana Pyari Bahana Milati Rahana.

Hum Pagal Aapke Picche, Aap Pagal
Kisi Aur Ke Picche, Koi
Aur Pagal Humare Picche,
Wo Bhi Pagal Kisi Aur Ke
Picche, Saare Pagal Aage Picche.

Puri Botal Na Sahi Ek Jaam To Ho
Jaye, Mulaqaat Na Sahi Duaa
Salaam To Ho Jaye, Jinke Sms Ke
Intzaar Me Hum Ho Gaye Bimar, Unhe
Bukhar Na Sahi Zukham Tho Ho Jaye.

Main Wo Nahi Ki, Shaadi Hui Aur
Badal Gaya, Mera Wahi Mizaj,
Wahi Zazba Hai, Shaadi Se Pehle
Bhi Mujhe, Shaadi Ka Shonk
Tha, Aur Shaadi Ke Baad
Bhi Mujhe Shaadi Ka Shonk Hai.

Funny SMS In Hindi For Whatsapp

After Robbing The Bank, 1 Robber
To Clerk : Did You See Me Robbing?
Clerk : Yes I Saw U.
Robber Killed Him And Asked
To The Next Clerk : Did U? Second
Clerk : No, But My Wife Saw U!!

Ajeeb Si Halat He Tere Jane Ke
Baad, Bhuk Nahi Lagti Khana Khane
Ke Baad, Mere Paas 8 Samose The
Jo Mene Kha Liye 1 Tere Aane
Se Pehle 7 Tere Jane Ke Baad.

Pee Ke Raat Ko Hum Unko Bhulane
Lage, Sharab Me Apne Gum Ko
Mitane Lage, Zaalim Sharab Peete
Hi Asar Dikhaane Lagi, Nashe Me
Unki Saheliya Bhi Yaad Aane Lagi.

Kya Kare In Pyare Pyare Dosto
Ka Jo Dheere Dheere Hume Bhula
Rahe Hain Kabhi Kiya Karte The
Dhero Msg Aaj Ek Ek Paisa Apni
Shaadi Ke Liye Bacha Rahe Hai.

Is Msg Ko Raat Ko Padhna Raat
Ko Padh Lena Kya Jaldi Hai?
Kaha Na Raat Ko Padhna Mujhe
Pata Tha Tum Nahi Rukoge is
Liye Msg Bhi Raat Ko Bhejunga.

Na Jane Riste Kaise Kaise Ho Gaye,
Aaj Hum Apke Liye Aise Waise
Ho Gaye, Agar Ab Bhi Na Aaye
Apke Sms To, Hum Samjhenge Ke
Hum Se Pyare 50 Paise Ho Gaye.

Friends R Like A Biscuit Hak
Se Maango, Girlfriends R
Like A Colddrink Ye Dil
Maange More. Wife Is Like A
Medicine Bus Ek Hi Kafi Hai.

Jungle Badhao Desh Bachao!
Pasina Bahao Paisa Kamao!
Messege Bhejo Friendship
Badao! Nahi To, Switch Off
Karo Mobile, Battery Bachao.

Cheeti Facebook Aur Twitter Par
Apna Account Open Karti Hai, Lekin
Woh Apna Account Ek Din Mein Hi
Band Kar Deti Hai. Aisa Kyon? Kyon
Ki Paste Control Ki Sabhi Companiya
Usko Follow Karne Lagti Hai!

Aapki Dosti Ki Roshni Aisi Hai, Har
Taraf Ujala Hi Ujala Nazar Aata
Hai, Dil Karta Hai Ghar Ki Bijli
Katwa Doon Aur Deewar Pe Bulb
Ki Jagah Aapko Ulta Latka Doon.

Char Botal Pepsi, Car Meri
Taxi, Mobile Meri Galaxy,
Heroine Me Sunny Leone
Sexy, Pyar Me Milta Gam
Aur, Aur Sabke Badshah Hum.

Na Jane Wo Hmse Kya Chupata
Tha, Kuch Tha Uske Hothon
Par, Magar Na Jane Kyu
Sharmata Tha, Jab Humne Muh
Khulwaya Aur Dekha, To Pta
Chala Sasura Gutkha Khata Tha.

Bekar Hote Hai Wo Log Jo Apni
Lover Ko Miss Krte Hai,
Arey Miss Krna H To Machhar
Ko Miss Kro, Jo Apni Jan
Pe Khelkar Apko Kiss Krte Hai.

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